My Lazy Cat

First of all, my cat looks like she weighs 30 pounds. She just sits around all day, staring and eating. This led me to thinking ... what if I could just sit around all day, staring and eating? Pros and cons. First, the pros - it would be kind of nice to get scratched on the belly and eat whenever I wanted. I would also like to lay around and not have to go to school or do any homework. (And I think it is the dream of all children to not have school or homework). Now, the cons - I wouldn't want to get squashed on the road by trucks and have my life ended with the title of "roadkill." But, then again, I could simply just stay indoors. So, to conclude, there really are no cons. Cats have a great life and I wish I were one.